MITTIES

$MITTIES · Solana

MITTIES

Man titties. Bigger than the girls'.

The official currency of the beach. No utility. All bounce.

How to buy
@Mitties112

Tap the poster

Official sighting · tap to jiggle
$MITTIESBIGGER THAN THE GIRLS'MAN TITTIESNO UTILITY JUST BOUNCESOLANAJIGGLE TO EARN NOTHINGBEACH COINLP BURNED@MITTIES112$MITTIESBIGGER THAN THE GIRLS'MAN TITTIESNO UTILITY JUST BOUNCESOLANAJIGGLE TO EARN NOTHINGBEACH COINLP BURNED@MITTIES112

7xK2…pQ9bought12.4M$MITTIES

BeachDadbought69M$MITTIES

9sLm…k2Abought420,690$MITTIES

jiggle.solbought1.0B$MITTIES

4nTt…x88bought8.2M$MITTIES

MoobWhalebought33.3M$MITTIES

2fHr…m17bought6,969$MITTIES

tanline.solbought250M$MITTIES

7xK2…pQ9bought12.4M$MITTIES

BeachDadbought69M$MITTIES

9sLm…k2Abought420,690$MITTIES

jiggle.solbought1.0B$MITTIES

4nTt…x88bought8.2M$MITTIES

MoobWhalebought33.3M$MITTIES

2fHr…m17bought6,969$MITTIES

tanline.solbought250M$MITTIES

The sighting

Same beach. Two names. One pair.

Moobs was the working title. Mitties is the ticker. The witnesses have not recovered.

MOOBS beach meme — a large smiling man in floral trunks standing between two shocked women, captioned Bigger than the girls'

Working title

MOOBS

Man boobs. The draft that started the argument.

MITTIES beach meme — the same scene captioned Man titties. Bigger than the girls'

The listing

MITTIES

Man titties. Bigger than the girls'. The ticker won.

The thesis

A beach, a shadow, a ticker

Two sunbathers turned around and understood, immediately, that they had been outclassed. Not by a yacht. Not by a six-pack. By a pair of mitties that had their own weather system.

MITTIES is the coin that followed. No protocol. No points program. Just a man in floral trunks, a crowded shoreline, and the kind of bounce that makes a chart jealous.

If they bounce, we bounce. If they don't, we still bounce. That is the monetary policy.

The girls'34%
The mitties97%
Close-up of the Mitties mascot smiling in bright beach sun
Face of the coin. Chest of the thesis.

Caught on tape

The jiggle, uncut

Price

$0.00006942

+ beach

Market cap

$69.42M

Fully diluted bounce

Holders

2,847

On-chain, allegedly

Jiggles

128,403

Global + yours

Bounce chart · 24h

Live-ish

Tokenomics

A trillion mitties. Zero shame.

Simple supply. Burned liquidity. A two-percent towel budget because sand gets everywhere.

Total supply · 1,000,000,000,000

Circulating93%

Out in the wild. Uncaged.

Liquidity5%

Burned. Cannot unjiggle.

Beach ops2%

Towels, coppertone, vibes.

Tax 0 / 0 · Mint revoked · Solana

Mint revoked

Nobody can print extra mitties. What you see is the whole chest.

LP burned

Liquidity tossed in the fire pit. We live on the sand now.

Zero tax

In 0. Out 0. The only fee is your dignity on a hot day.

Community owned

No VC. No council. Just a man, a beach, and a ticker.

How to buy

Four steps. Then you bounce.

Same path as every other Solana meme. The difference is what shows up in your bag.

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack. Something that can hold SOL without blushing.

    Get Phantom

  2. 02

    Load SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Sun's out.

  3. 03

    Open a swap

    Jupiter or Raydium. Paste the official CA. Triple-check it.

    Open Jupiter

  4. 04

    Swap for $MITTIES

    Hold. Jiggle. Refresh. Repeat until the girls notice.

Official CA · Solana

MITT1esB1ggerThanTheG1rlsMoonBagpump

Never buy from a CA sent in DMs or comments. The only address is the one on this page.

Meme hall

The evidence

Tap any frame. This is the whole brand book.

Raid copy

Post it like you mean it

Three lines. Copy one, or tweet it straight at @Mitties112.

Follow @Mitties112

  • The sighting

    The girls saw. The chart felt it. $MITTIES @Mitties112

    Tweet

  • The thesis

    $MITTIES — man titties. Bigger than the girls'. That is the whitepaper. @Mitties112

    Tweet

  • The close

    No utility. All bounce. $MITTIES on Solana. @Mitties112

    Tweet

Roadmap

From shoreline to Sea of Tranquility

Subject to tides, vibes, and whether the mitties are in season.

  1. 01

    Phase 1

    Spotted on the beach

    The photo drops. Two sunbathers reevaluate everything. Ticker is born.

  2. 02

    Phase 2

    The jiggle heard round the world

    Memes, raids, and a community that understands bounce physics.

  3. 03

    Phase 3

    Listings

    Charts, DEX visibility, maybe a CEX if they can look us in the eyes.

  4. 04

    Phase 4

    Merch

    Ironically small tank tops. Beach towels. Support the girls — wait.

  5. 05

    Phase 5

    The moon

    Floral trunks in low gravity. Same smile. Different atmosphere.

FAQ

The questions you came here to ask

A Solana meme coin about man titties. That is the entire whitepaper. If you need more thesis than that, this is not your beach.

No. This is a man in floral trunks. Nothing on this site is an offer, a promise, or a plan. You can lose everything. Jiggle responsibly.

Moobs was the working title. Mitties is the ticker. Same chest. Same beach. Same two witnesses.

Some questions answer themselves. The photo is the audit.

Official CA on Solana: MITT1esB1ggerThanTheG1rlsMoonBagpump. Copy it from the nav. Never trust a CA pasted in DMs.

It jiggles. That is the utility. Holders also get bragging rights and a front-row seat to beach economics.

On X at @Mitties112. That is the only official account. Anyone DMing you a CA is not us.

The mascot. The mission. The market cap, personified. We do not speak his government name. We speak $MITTIES.